Hungry for more meaty gossip?

Read up on why I think Lindsay Lohan Has Heart at http://www.st8ke.com/.

Nikki McKibbin attempts to make a livin'.

Like cockroaches and fellow finalist Justin Guarini, it’s proven pretty hard to keep season one American Idol contestant Nikki McKibbin down. Between appearances in the Battle of the Network Reality Stars and E! Entertainment’s reality horror movie The Scorned, Nikki also managed to record her first official single, now available on her website, www.nikkimckibbin.com, reports TV Guide.

For a mere $9.95 plus shipping and handling, you’ll get a CD with not one, but two Nikki McKibbin songs, three if you count that one song has two versions – The Lie (Radio mix and Clan mix) and To Be With You. You also get a DVD that features footage of Nikki in the studio and Nikki behind-the-scenes making her album, er, I mean, single (in case you haven’t gotten enough of her through her participation in various post-Idol reality programming). But you’ll have to hurry – this is a special, limited-edition offer. And something tells me it won’t be available for download on iTunes anytime soon.

The one with the divorce.

Melissa, McKnight LeBlanc – your husband will no longer be there for you, when the rain starts to fall or otherwise. In a statement released on Thursday, Matt LeBlanc of Friends fame, announced, in conjunction with his wife, that the two are seeking a divorce.

"Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years," Joe Libonati, a representative for the Joey actor said in a statement reported by People Magazine. "The dissolution is amicable. They remain devoted parents and friends. For the sake of their family, they ask that their privacy be respected at this time."

Together, the couple have one daughter, two-year-old Marina, and were raising Melissa’s two older children from a previous marriage.

The divorce marks yet another bump in the road for the alter-ego of Joey Tribbiani, whose solo series was recently shelved by NBC. Guess there’s no need to ask, "how you doin’…"

From believer to McPheever.

What do American Idol’s Katharine McPhee and Tom Cruise have in common? On the surface, it doesn’t appear to be too much, except potentially an affinity for Dawson’s Creek. But dig a little deeper, according to Star Magazine, and you also may find a mutual admiration for the Church of Scientology. Celebrity, the magazine published by the Church's Los Angeles-area Celebrity Centre International, claims an individual named Katharine McPhee, the very same name of the contestant who landed herself in the bottom three last night, has recently completed two of the courses offered by the Church – the Purification Rundown Procedure and Overcoming Ups and Downs in Life module.

Could this be true? It’s certainly hard to disregard, given national records show there is only one individual with the name Katharine McPhee in the United States. And, in addition to that, said Katharine McPhee lives in Sherman Oaks, a suburb of Los Angeles close to where the American Idol contestant currently resides. Will we soon hear her singing the praises of L. Ron Hubbard instead of Stevie Wonder?

When questioned about it, a family friend issued the following denial at Katharine’s request: "Katharine says she is not a Scientologist." But neither the representative, nor Katharine, conveniently say if she was a Scientologist in the past. Funny…I guess McPheever makes you McForget.

Kiss and tell. And tell some more. In graphic detail.

Now that his break up with Lindsay Lohan is old news and That ‘70s Show is nearing the end of the decade, Wilmer Valderrama has found a new way to keep himself in the spotlight – sharing explicit details about his past relationships with satellite radio’s Howard Stern, Page Six of the New York Post reports. While also boasting about his own supposed physical endowment, television’s Fez handily cemented his place in the "Most Hated Ex-Boyfriend Hall of Fame," with choice comments that include the following:

On Mandy Moore – "taking Mandy Moore’s virginity was good…real good"

On Jennifer Love Hewitt – "an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10 in bed"

On questions regarding if he participated in kinky sex with Mandy, J Love and Lindsay (albeit, not at the same time) – "Yes…yes, I told you Howard, I don’t want to lie to my fans"

On what celebrity he’d like to score with – "Angelina Jolie"

Up next for Wilmer is his role as creator/producer of the MTV comedy competition show Yo Mama, as well as probably spending a lot of time alone. Hangin’ out….down the street….the same old thing….he did last week…

Senorita, I feel for you.

Despite his shorter new ‘do, Kevin Federline is still foul.

At least according to Justin Timberlake, the ex-boyfriend of Mr. Britney Spears, whose comments about the wannabe rapper/good father are revealed in Star Magazine.

"He thinks Kevin is gross, and there’s not much that would change his mind about that," a source tattles to the Star. "He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her."

Understatement of the year. But despite her Chaotic decisions and his obvious Cry Me a River bitterness about their past, Justin is still open to a reunion of sorts, at least in the studio.

"I’ll bet if Britney wanted Justin to help her put together a comeback record, he’d jump at the chance," the same source tells the tabloid. "He’s someone who never backs down from an artistic challenge, and he’s said that he’d love to see Britney redeem herself through music — even if he has to give her a push."

A big push, I assuming, given recent pictures of Britney prompt speculation that baby Sean may have a new sibling sooner than expected. But if Justin’s up for the artistic challenge, perhaps he should be looking to K-Fed instead – maybe he could then score another hit other than Britney herself.

A hero lies in who?

Recently-ousted American Idol contestant Heather Cox may not have made the top twelve, but she has a number one fan in season four contestant Anthony Federov, www.tmz.com reveals.

Anthony, you might remember (and I use the word "remember" loosely), is the Ukrainian finalist whom AI producers constantly reminded viewers never should have been able to talk or sing. As a child, doctors found a growth in his throat which required a series of surgeries and, ultimately, an emergency tracheotomy. Not only did this leave a visible scar, another thing AI seemed to love highlighting, but little hope he’d ever be able to use his voice. However, Anthony defied the odds and went on to place third in the competition as well as reportedly win the admiration of eventual winner Carrie Underwood, who was spotted on camera mouthing "I love you" to her towheaded boy toy as he sang. Ewh.

Since winning American Idol, Carrie has wised up and is no longer involved with Anthony, leaving him free to pursue Heather. Was David Radford not available?

Constantine the quitter.

You can now officially stop Praying for the Soul of Betty and start Praying for the Souls of the Remaining Band Members. People Magazine has announced that former American Idol contestant and Paula Abdul crush Constantine Maroulis has left the band he fronted before rocketing to fame in the televised talent competition.

"We've been through so much together, from Rent to American Idol," says Maroulis. "With all of my solo projects speeding up, we just felt it was time to move on."

Of course. With all the new opportunities, why waste time with your old bandmates, the people who helped get you where you are today (don’t tell me they didn’t vote last season)?

Constantine also tells People that not winning the grand prize was the "best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm not cursed with that stigma of being the American Idol."

And what an unfortunate title that would have been. I mean, just look at how things turned out for Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood – certainly wouldn’t want to follow in their career paths when you can instead hang out in the American Idol studio audience with Ryan Cabrera, fresh off his big gig at Wal-Mart’s 2,000th store opening. But it’ll have to do until one of Constantine’s many said solo projects take off, or at least until shooting begins on his first film.

"I can't tell you too much about it yet, but it will be a super-sexy indie feature and [the filmmakers] have been really avid about making me a part of it," he reveals in an interview with www.mtv.com. From Justin to Kelly, Part Two?

Surf’s up.

At least for one of those singing Simpson sisters, that is. A report on www.mtv.com says that Ashlee Simpson will participate in the Kelly Slater Celebrity Surf Invitational, airing this week as part of MTV’s spring break programming. Ashlee will do her best to stay afloat along side fellow MTV reality alums Jack Osbourne and Ashley Parker Angel. Which is probably more than can be said about her career these days.

Need a quick brush up?

Read my recap of last night's third season premiere of Blow Out at http://www.realityshack.com/modules/articles/article.php?id=1582.

For when you want a look that really packs a punch.

Tread lightly and carry a big brush around celebrity hairstylist-to-the-stars Jonathan Antin. A story on www.tmz.com reveals that the mane man delivered his own Blow Out to an ex-girlfriend back in June of 1997.

Court records detail that Jonathan was arrested on domestic violence charges after a fight with his then-gal pal turned physical. He pushed her, in the midst of their argument, and ended up spending some quality time in the big house, where his aptitude for hair, we can only hope, went unnoticed. Jonathan pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of spousal abuse and was given a sentence of 36 months on probation, 15 days of community service and mandatory attendance at a counseling program for domestic violence. Following his successful completion of these terms, Jonathan’s criminal record was expunged in 2004. Funny...now the only thing dirty about Jonathan is his texturizing hair product.

Hell-to-tha-SHOW!

Bobby Brown will tear himself away from the disaster that is Being Bobby Brown long enough to reunite with his bandmates from New Edition at this year’s Essence Music Festival, the Associated Press reports. The Festival, scheduled for the first weekend in July in Houston, Texas, will also feature P. Diddy, Mary J. Blige and LL Cool J.

New Edition had a string of pop hits in the 1980s, including the catchy tunes Candy Girl, Cool It Now and Mr. Telephone Man. In 1986, though, Bobby was asked to leave the group due to the inappropriate behavior he often exhibited at concerts and appearances, a tendency he doesn’t seem able to manage, if his current reality show is any indication. While Johnny Gill was admirable replacement, New Edition officially disbanded in 1989, with Ricky Bell, Michael Bivins and Ronnie DeVoe going on to form Bell Biv DeVoe (poison!).

In addition to the inevitable exploits of Bobby, the Festival will also feature "Now or Never" empowerment seminars which will focus on ways to help those who were affected by Hurricane Katrina. Bobby may want to consider dropping into one (or all) of those, perhaps pick up a few valuable life lessons he could apply to learn how to steer clear of more incidents related to alleged spousal abuse, avoidance of child support payments or outstanding motor vehicle violations. Maybe even no more humpin’ around.

A very special South Park.

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have cooked up a very special send-off for the character of Chef.

Comedy Central’s popular series returns this week with several weeks of all new episodes, starting with Wednesday’s The Return of Chef. The story, reports the New York Daily News, follows Chef as he returns to South Park after a brief vacation to parts unknown. And, while Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled about his return, "they notice something about Chef is different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him," according to a statement released by Comedy Central. The episode, its worth noting, was written and produced only within the last week, a reaction to the recent controversy surrounding Isaac Hayes’ decision to quit. Those are some chocolate, salty balls.

Dancing queens.

Want to rumba like Lisa Rinna?

Soon, you’ll be able to. People Magazine reports that the former Melrose Place and Dancing with the Stars diva has become so enamored with ballroom dancing that she’ll soon open her own dance studio in Los Angeles in conjunction with her on-screen partner Louis van Amstel.

"I was so moved by (the experience) that it has to be part of my life," Lisa says. "It transformed my body, it's fun and invigorating."

(As if her body actually needed any transformation.)

Lisa’s enthusiasm for the new studio was so infectious that she actually convinced Louis to move from Utah, where he was based, to help her launch her newest venture. Which is quite the change from the attitude of Louis’ partner from Dancing's first season, Bachelorette Trista Sutter, who, for someone with a dancing background, looked notably uneasy on stage and later complained that Louis’ moves left her more than a little uncomfortable. Not unlike how I’m sure her family felt when she pimped herself out on national television for a husband. Twice.

9021-uh oh.

Tori Spelling continues to make her parents, Aaron and Candy, proud.

After marrying Charlie Shanian in a lavish million dollar affair, then leaving him for her married Lifetime movie co-star Dean McDermott less than a year later, Tori opens her new show, So noTORIous (undoubtedly backed by her dear old daddy) by mocking the hands that feed her. Page Six of the New York Post reports that in the premiere episode, Tori makes fun of the infamous eBay room in the Spelling mansion, the space dedicated to house all of the purchases her mom makes online, a joke which did not go over so well with mom and pop, who have since stopped speaking to their plastic surgery progeny.

The So noTORIous scene, though, isn’t the first rough patch the princess has hit with her parents. Rumor has it that things between Tori and her mom have been chilly for quite some time and were particularly strained when Tori announced her second engagement. In an attempt to improve their relationship, Tori sent her mom a note, inviting her to meet Dean, to which Candy replied, "You need to get your things out the apartment," referring to the plush pad where Tori and hubby number one had co-habitated courtesy of Ms. Spelling senior. Ouch. Perhaps there’s still a place for her to crash at casa Walsh?

Welcome to the Dollhouse.

Don’cha wish you could watch the Pussycat Dolls 24/7? The Dolls themselves are counting on the fact that you just might.

In conjunction with über-producer-director-of-the-moment McG, who brought us the Charlie’s Angels movie and its sequel, as well as television’s The OC, the dance troupe is working to purr up some interest in their very own reality series, says the Hollywood Reporter (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/television/brief_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002198556). And reportedly, WB – UPN merged network CW is interested in picking up the program. Which should come as a surprise to no one, given the network is already starving for shows to fill its line up. I’m sure it will fit in nicely between Friday Night Smackdown and Everwood.

Don’t quit your day job.

Attempting to cash in on the fame (if you want to call it that) they have somewhat left over from their days on The Real World Austin, MTV-created couple Wes and Johanna have launched their own very sad-looking web site, Wes and Johanna’s Inc. - http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=26428&op=articles. Visit and choose from eight styles of t-shirts with five different sayings, including "Made in Kansas," "Made in Peru," "Wes’ Groupie," "Johanna’s Groupie" or "I Say Hella." Why anyone would want a shirt that reads any of these things is way beyond me, but Wes and Johanna think you should, according to the site, to "support your favorite on the future (MTV) Fresh Meat Challenge, or simply wear some of the t-shirts Johanna wore on the show." Is there one that says "I Say No?"

Powell to the People!

Kevin Powell, one of the seven strangers picked to live in a house and have their lives taped for MTV’s first season of The Real World New York, is about to find out what happens when people stop being nice and start being real – he’s campaigning for a seat in New York’s 10th Congressional District in Brooklyn, http://www.mtv.com reports.

"I want to use my voice, in Washington, D.C., on a national stage, in a way that affirms our humanity, not denies it," Kevin said, a departure from how he was known to use his voice back in RW days. "It is time for new leadership, a new generation, to push us forward, and I want to be a part of that wave of fresh ideas, of new visions, for these times, for the 21st century."

Campaign issues of importance to Kevin include improved access to health care, advancements in education, economic growth and financial literacy. Details are available on http://www.KevinPowell2006.com. No word on whether or not artsy Norm will develop campaign materials or if Andre’s band Reigndance will play at fundraising events.

Real Girls, Real Advice, Real Scary.

Tween moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen want to tell you what to do.

The twin titans, in conjunction with A Very Hungry Girl author Jessica Weiner, are launching a new advice column called "Real Girls, Real Advice" on their web site, http://www.mary-kateandashley.com, according to SF Gate’s Daily Dish
(http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7). The writer, who like Mary-Kate suffered an eating disorder, was handpicked by twosome for their latest venture.

Would you really take advice on anything from the Olsens? These are the same girls who, as children, were persuaded to say, "you got it, dude," on command in exchange for Oreo cookies. As teenagers, they starred in movies with pornographic-sounding titles like It Takes Two and Getting There. And as adults, their careers are floundering faster than a New York Minute, with Mary-Kate even dropping out of college. Are they really the best individuals to be giving out advice? And, if so, where were they when their Full House co-stars could have used their guidance? Jodie Sweetin got hooked on crystal meth, John Stamos got divorced and Dave Coulier participated in not one, but two embarrassing reality shows. Fortunately, now when you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home…everywhere you look. Online, that is.

South Park-ed.

Tom Cruise has entered a War of the Worlds with media corporation Viacom over the Trapped in the Closet episode of Comedy Central’s South Park.

The man who spent the last year making a fool of himself by jumping over couches and gushing over a woman half his age apparently can’t see the humor in the now-infamous Scientology spoof that features the likenesses of himself, fellow Scientologist John Travolta and accused sexual predator, singer R. Kelly. The episode was scheduled to rerun on this past Wednesday night, already amidst the controversy about Isaac Hayes’ recent decision to quit, but was inexplicably pulled from the line up at the last minute. A story on
http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/cblog/ reveals that Tom threatened to cancel all publicity and promotions for Paramount’s upcoming Mission Impossible 3 should Trapped in the Closet air. And while this may not seem like a significant threat, it is when you realize that both Comedy Central and Paramount are owned by the same parent corporation – Viacom, who clearly buckled under the pressure to ensure MI3 becomes a blockbuster.

Aren’t we a little too old for these games, Tom? Seems like you’re good dishing it out, but not so great taking it. First, you called Matt Lauer "glib;" then, there was the incident with the reporter and the squirting microphone on the red carpet; now, you’ve lost your perspective on a cable channel cartoon. After all, the aim of Scientology, as stated on http://www.scientology.org, is to achieve "a civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights." I suppose Tom thinks that’s all true, unless you live in South Park…or the closet.

Get a whiff of Nick.

Jessica Simpson may have clear skin, but Nick Lachey smells good. At least good enough for Axe Body Spray to approach him about becoming the "smell-ebrity" spokesperson for their deodorant. As reported on US Weekly’s blog (http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/index.php), Nick has been offered $650,000 in exchange for his appearance in Axe promotions, which have, in the past, featured men practically jumped by their neighbors, girlfriends and girlfriend’s mothers. Given that’s what seems to happen to Nick on a regular basis, shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.

A flying, giant friction blast.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Supernova!

Meet Supernova – the new band to be comprised of Motley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee, ex-Metallica guitarist Jason Newsted and Guns N’ Roses veteran Gilby Clarke. The three rock ‘n roll veterans will search for their lead singer on the second season of CBS’s Rock Star, according to a report on Variety’s web site (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117939839?categoryid=16&cs=1&s=h&p=0).

While all three artists were integral to the success of their original bands, none of them have been quite as triumphant as solo acts. Although he released three albums on his own, and starred in a reality series, Tommy Lee’s biggest, ahem, achievement since leaving Motley Crüe is his home movie with then-wife Pamela Anderson. Jason Newsted put the band Echobrain together right before Metallica took no prisoners with the release of St. Anger. And Gilby Clarke…well, Gilby hasn’t done much since Axl dismantled the band, much like the other members of GNR.

Barring they don’t explode on impact, Supernova will tour in 2007, shortly after they release their first album and, most likely, if history teaches us anything, their last.

All my life, I've waited...for this?

Just as Ryan Cabrera sings, he’s indeed fallen all the way down.

The spiky-haired protégé of sinister Joe Simpson will spend this Saturday performing in the parking lot of Wal-Mart’s 2,000th Supercenter, reports http://www.mtv.com. The concert, if you want to call it that, will take place in Beaumont, California, is free of charge and is open to anyone who wants to attend and/or needs to shop. Is this what happens when you break up with a Simpson spawn? Wal-Mart ends up being one of your big venues? Good thing Nick got out when he could.

Out of the blue.

Hoping to capitalize on their recognition from recent appearances on Skating with Celebrities and The Surreal Life, 80’s pop stars Deborah (Debbie) Gibson and New Kids on the Block singer Jordan Knight are recording a duet together.

The song, Didn’t Mean to Say Goodbye (how ironic) will appear on Jordan’s new album (yes, he does have one in the works), http://www.tmz.com says, scheduled for a May release. And, if you just can’t wait until then to hear from these two crazy kids, you can catch both of them, at different events, in Florida next month. Deborah will open the Ft. Lauderdale AIDS Walk and Jordan will participate in the Junior Achievement Celebrity Softball game in Viera. Still hangin’ tough.

Get skin like Lindsay. No, not thin – skin.

Us Weekly’s new blog (http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/03/15/lindsay-lohan-the-new-acne-free-face-of-louis-vuitton/) is breaking out with news about Lindsay Lohan – she’s not only becoming the new face of Louis Vuitton, but also the new face of Proactiv Solutions.

Yes, Proactiv Solutions, the acne-prevention system currently touted by celebrities including Jessica Simpson, Vanessa Williams, Elle Macpherson, P. Diddy, Alicia Keys and Brooke Shields. Who wouldn’t want to join such a prestigious group of clear-skinned stars, especially when you’re about to pocket a cool $2 million for it? I imagine it was similar sum that made Jess herself go as far as to claim she’s "passionate about Proactiv," which is good, given she’s no longer passionate about her husband or her marriage. Too bad they don’t have a solution for that…

Bye, bye Miss American Pie. But not before you pay up.

Joe Reitman wants to have his pie and eat it, too.

The actor, who’s best known for being the unattractive and estranged spouse of American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth is suing her over a deal he claims they made regarding their assets before they got married.

Now, before you get too excited here, this average Joe isn’t talking about the assets Shannon's regularly recognized for, but for the property and possessions the two jointly owned together before they actually walked down the aisle in 2002. As reported on http://www.tmz.com, this includes real estate, art, furnishings and collectibles. In his lawsuit, Joe, who seems just a wee bit bitter, says that Shannon "secreted and transferred assets and investments" and wants a judge to split these between the two as per their supposed oral agreement over five years ago.

Over the course of their marriage, Shannon kept busy with starring roles in Scary Movie, Tomcats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Cursed. Joe, on the other hand, kept awake by playing a character named Hippie Boy in Auto Focus and another referred to as Club Boss in Choices. While I don’t believe Shannon is the next Academy Award winner, is there really a question as to whom those assets (and this time, I am referring to all of them) really belong?

The love boat.

Has Katie Holmes secretly already become the third Mrs. Tom Cruise?

The National Enquirer is reporting that the two were married last summer while cruising in the Caribbean. The couple, who at that point had been together only for a few months, were aboard Scientology ship Freewinds when the happy day took place, officiated by a chaplain of the controversial cult, er, religion. After officially becoming husband and wife, at least per the standards of L. Ron Hubbard, Tom and Katie shared a walk on a small bridge, emblematic to those who practice Scientology of "total freedom" (for those who don’t practice the religion, it’s emblematic of simply getting from one place to another). While fellow Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley were supposedly also aboard the ship, there were no Cruise or Holmes relatives present.

When asked for confirmation, sources for TomKat deny that the two are already hitched and say that the couple is still working on their plans for the big day. Not to be confused, of course, with plans for the big day Mission Impossible 3 premieres. Oh, the irony…

The Flavor of Love is actually just tasteless.

Are you looking for a man with gold teeth and a big clock? If so, now’s your chance. While there hasn’t been an official announcement from VH1, a posting on http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/ says everyone’s favorite Public Enemy, the infamous Flavor Flav, will be back for a second season of Flavor of Love (didn’t he just pick Hoopz over skanky New York on Sunday night?). Those interested in competing against approximately twenty other women, who will most likely be given goofy and potentially offensive nicknames (e.g., Miss Latin, Red Oyster, Applez), can send their name, phone number and picture to be considered. And while not everyone can win Flav’s heart, the lucky few who are cast will get $100 a day, plus meals and a place to stay in exchange for losing their pride, dignity and, probably, self-respect.

Jailhouse rock.

American Idol’s Kellie Pickler told Randy, Paula and Simon during her initial audition that she had nothing to go home to – her mother left when she was only two years old and her father has been in and out of jail for most of her nineteen years. But it looks like things are about to change.

And not just because she’s one of Simon’s favorite contestants. Clyde "Bo" Pickler, Jr., Kellie’s father, currently residing in a Florida prison on charges of felony battery and aggravated assault, is scheduled for release on May 12.

"I’m looking forward getting involved as a productive member of Stanly County instead of a menace," he said in an interview with the Stanly News and Press (http://www.thesnaponline.com/homepage), the newspaper of choice in Albemarle, North Carolina (Kellie’s hometown). "I hope that I can reach out to others who have walked or are walking in the shoes I’ve been. I want to tell them that Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life (our over-comer.)"

Peachy. Kellie’s big daddy also claims that he and the little minx are actually quite close, despite what people might think. If that’s really the case, it must be through her thoughts and prayers, because papa bear surely isn’t mentioned anywhere else. On American Idol’s official web site, www.idolsonfox.com, Kellie lists her grandma as her personal American Idol, both of her grandparents as her heroes, and says, after God—you guessed it—they’d be the first people she’d thank if she won. Now if that doesn’t exemplify the bond between Kellie and her proud papa, I don’t what does.

Simon says who will be your next American Idol.

American Idol judge Simon Cowell has shared his predictions for who will win this year’s title in an interview with entertainment television show Extra. His top three candidates, in no particular order, one of whom he believes will join the ranks of Kelly, Ruben, Fantasia and Carrie, are:

- - Kellie Pickler, the 19-year-old blonde from Albemarle, North Carolina who considers calamari and spinach salad fine cuisine and was called a "little minx" (or, as she heard it, a "mink") by Simon himself last week.

- - Chris Daughtry, the 26-year-old stepfather from McLeansville, North Carolina who is rumored to already be under consideration by the band Fuel to replace their recently-parted-with lead singer.

- - Taylor Hicks, the 29-year old salt-and pepper-headed bluesman from Birmingham, Alabama who lacks the ability to dance and could easily be mistaken for the father of a fellow American Idol contestant.

A surprising mix, given Kelly Clarkson-knockoff Katharine McPhee and Constantine-esque crooner Ace Young were pegged earlier in the season as the front runners for this year’s competition. But Simon says if you placed your bets on them, you’ll be wrong. As you would if you had placed them on 16-year-old Kevin Covais, the Chicken Little lookalike contestant who, for some reason, hasn’t been voted off yet.

"He won't be winning this competition," Simon told Extra when asked about Kevin. "You heard it here first."

But Simon’s lack of faith hasn’t stopped Kevin from pulling out all the stops to win over fans, particularly female ones, who many suspect are keeping him alive – although I don’t know a single woman who voted for Kevin over anyone else on the show (including intelligible Bucky Covington). A report on www.TMZ.com even claims that he and his hometown honey, fifteen-year-old Victoria Fairclough, broke up because they believed Kevin would be more appealing to viewers if he was unattached.

Ahh, to be young, innocent and really clueless. Like making it seem that Kevin is single – which, by the way, is not a huge stretch – would win gals like me, female viewers, over. There are lots of things someone can to do to make me change my mind – cash offerings, Coach bags, trips to warm climates – but pimping out Kevin Covais is not one of them. Hey Kevin, in the words of Simon Cowell, "off you go."

Oh no! They killed…Chef?

Isaac Hayes, the voice behind Chef, mentor to Eric, Kyle, Kenny and Stan, has asked to be released from his contract with animated Comedy Central series South Park due to what he feels is the show’s "inappropriate ridicule" of religion, Reuters reports.

In a statement released earlier today, a spokesman for Hayes, a Scientologist, said: "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs and others begins."

While Hayes did not attribute his desire to leave the program to any one specific South Park episode, many suspect it was last season’s Scientology spoof that mocked the religion itself as well as notable celebrity follower Tom Cruise. In the episode, Stan scores so highly on an exam administered by Scientologists that they believe he may be the next L. Ron Hubbard. Alas, hilarity ensues shortly thereafter.

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, while disappointed, have agreed to honor Hayes’ request, but question why after almost ten years, their parodies of religion have become an issue for Hayes. Talk about getting the Shaft.

Mane man no longer.

Another break up for J. Lo?

Certainly appears that way. Today’s New York Post Page Six reports that Jennifer Lopez and her hairdresser, demanding and uber-expensive Oribe, are no longer making beautiful hair together. While many suspect that a big blow out was behind the split, it wasn’t nearly that dramatic.

"There was no fight; she just stopped using him," a source tells Page Six.

(I think she’s still reeling from that ridiculously-poofy up-do he gave her for the 74th Academy Awards, but that’s just me…)

This is not the first time that Jenny from the Block has knocked off a member of her glamour squad. Shortly after her wedding to Marc Anthony, she fired longtime make up artist Scott Barnes after discovering he was telling the tabloids tales about her and her diva-like demeanor. Scott, of course, denies this was the case, and claims the two actually no longer duet because Jennifer owes him quite a few C-notes, not because of his loose lips. Which were probably made up very nicely, I might add…

Mad about you, Jessica Alba.

Go-Go’s frontwoman Belinda Carlisle thinks she belongs on the big screen and is working on an autobiographical film about her life.

"It will shock many - I've lived a full life and really enjoyed my time as a pop star," Belinda said in an interview given to www.moviehole.net.

A full life? I suppose you could say that. After taking a vacation from the Go-Go’s amid rumors of excessive drug use, Belinda launched her career as a solo artist. Her two albums, the self-titled Belinda and then Heaven is a Place on Earth, were received well by fans, as was her new, skinnier figure. But things went downhill in 1989 and even with the occasional Go-Go’s reunion tour and 2001 pictorial in Playboy, Belinda was never able to realize the same success.

So who does Belinda believe can best capture her highs and lows? None other than recent Oscar golden girl Jessica Alba. Maybe Jess can use some of her Sue Storm skills from the Fantastic Four and become invisible if this project ever gets shopped around…

These are his confessions.

R&B singer Usher will share the secrets of his success with teenagers in Cleveland, Ohio next weekend as part of the Midwest Black/Hispanic Achievers Teen Leadership Summit. He’ll be there to promote careers in the sports and entertainment industries, both of which he has clearly had demonstrated success in. Because we all know that these fields are just so easy break into and extremely practical career paths.

The Leadership Summit draws over 300 midwestern teens together for three days of collaborative sessions focused on education, service learning, leadership and personal development. But don’t think it’s all work and no play – attendees also get the opportunity to bond with each other through events that include bowling or attending a Cleveland Cavaliers basketball game, the team in which is partially owned by Usher himself. Yeah!

Ghetto fabulous.

Police have warned Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck to watch out – their ritzy Los Angeles suburb has recently become a target for local burglars.

A report on www.contactmusic.com claims that police have warned Jen and Ben, as well as their neighbors, to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, as well as take extra precautions to keep themselves safe. These precautions include locking the door (duh) and trying to have someone home at all times to deter intruders, something that certainly shouldn’t be a problem for this couple given Alias was recently cancelled and Ben last appeared in 2004’s Surviving Christmas.

"We've got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they're hitting this neighborhood like crazy," a spokesperson from the police department said. Or maybe they’re just good will hunting.

Finding Neverland. And then closing it.

I guess what they say is true – we all have to grow up sometime.

California authorities have ordered questionable pop star Michael Jackson to close down his infamous Neverland Valley Ranch after he failed to pay at least 30 employees and keep his insurance coverage current. Michael owes approximately $169,000 in fines and $306,000 in lost wages.

The ranch was shut down by officials yesterday after the State Labor Commissioner was made aware of the insufficient worker’s compensation coverage for employees at Neverland. A member of the Neverland staff, who was making a claim related to unpaid-wages, was overheard commenting about another claim made by a co-worker, one who had suffered an injury while at work and was unsure of how the claim would be handled given Neverland’s lack of appropriate insurance.

"We went out there this morning and issued a stop order to the security guard at the front gate," Dean Fryer, a state Department of Industrial Relations spokesman told Reuters. "We asked to be escorted in to meet management, but we were refused and turned away, so we gave the order to (the guard)."

While it’s unknown as to where Peter Pan and the Lost Boys will now frolic, the state has asked local animal welfare officials to look after those that live in the Neverland zoo. No word on whether or not that includes Michael himself.

Paris’s playlist.

Sensationalistic Fox News continues to scrape the bottom of the quality-journalism barrel with is recent Paris Hilton interview. Never one to turn down an opportunity to promote herself, Paris gave a reporter from the network an (intentional) sneak peek at the songs that will be included on her upcoming album:

1. Turn it Up
2. Turn You On
3. Stars Are Blind
4. Jealousy
5. Heartbreak
6. Fightin’ Over Me (featuring Fat Joe and Jadakiss)
7. Are You With It?
8. Do You Think I’m Sexy?
9. Screwed
10. Not Leaving Without You

And don’t worry – you aren’t seeing things. Track #8 is indeed a cover of Rod Stewart’s number one hit from many moons ago. Ewh.

Tough enough.

Think the Miz is tough enough to take on the Boogeyman?

Soon, we’ll all find out. The Real World Back to New York’s Mike Mizanin, or The Miz as he likes to refer to himself, has landed a spot on the WWE’s Friday Night Smackdown, currently airing on UPN. He will make his first appearance tonight.

Prior to morphing into a wrestler, Mike/The Miz was probably most recognized for unsuccessfully hitting on his female castmates on various Real World/Road Rules Challenges. Let’s hope he has the sense to steer clear of Stacy Keibler – or better yet, that she has the sense to steer clear of him.

Scott Stapp skates by.

The City Attorney’s office of Los Angeles has decided not to file charges against Scott Stapp for his drunken behavior at Los Angeles International Airport last month, E! Online reports. The newlywed, who was traveling with his new bride (lucky gal), was en route to Hawaii when he registered a 0.18 blood alcohol reading for airport police.

This reprieve, however, does not signal the end of Scott’s business with the law. Within the last few weeks, the singer has been sued by one of the female participants in his sexcapade video with Kid Rock. He’s also still suffering from a string of bad publicity, dating back a November barroom brawl with band 311 over a comment he allegedly made regarding the wife of one of the band members (311, foolishly, declined to press charges). And, to top it all off, Scott can’t avoid the wrath of an annoyed Kid Rock, who has openly referred to him through various media outlets an "idiot" for somehow (conveniently) "losing" their 1999 sex tape.

Scott will conclude his club tour to promote his solo effort, The Great Divide, on March 18. And, if she’s smart, his wife will conclude their marriage shortly thereafter.

Nick’s new role.

Nick Lachey is being courted by new network CW to star in She Said, He Said, the first comedy pilot on the network’s agenda. The show will exploit on the different ways in which women and men view the same situations, similar to many of the instances viewers were often treated to by Nick and Jessica in their Newlywed days. No word on potential co-stars for the series, but if new movie Employee of the Month is as stimulating as The Dukes of Hazzard, Jessica herself may be available sooner rather than later.

Almost Taradise.

Hollywood’s favorite party girl and perpetual drunk Tara Reid was spotted outside Dennis Rodman’s Newport Beach home early Wednesday morning, www.togawp.com reports. And while what the two were actually doing together is unknown (probably to them, as well), witnesses did report seeing a boozy Tara drive her car into that of a local resident who was cruising nearby.

Uh oh…better get Maaco. Or better yet, pay the driver of the damaged vehicle $700 in cash that you inexplicably are carrying in your purse, as Tara did to avoid the attention a call to the police would have brought (funny, you’d think she might have wanted that, given her lack of recent screen time). Witnesses on the scene report that Tara’s pupils looked dilated (shocker), perhaps, just maybe, helping to contribute to the accident. Tara reportedly commented, before dishing out the dollars, that she just "didn’t want to deal with insurance."

Right. Hey, Tara, I think you might have a few problems you should look into dealing with before the insurance issue…just a thought.

Rebecca reporting for duty.

Rebecca Jarvis, runner up on last season’s The Apprentice, has been hired.

According to www.tvguide.com, Rebecca will serve as an associate reporter for CNBC, joining well-known, on-air personalities like Suze Orman, Tim Russert, Maria Bartiromo and, coincidentally, Donald Trump pal Donny Deutsch. Rebecca will start her new job on April 3 and be based out of CNBC offices in Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey, located, again coincidentally, about 15 minutes away from Jersey City, the locale of the project she would have been managing had she won The Apprentice. You bet she’s still got the Capital Edge…

The truth about Teri.

With all the media attention on Felicity Huffman, it’s not surprising that her Desperate Housewives camera-hog co-star Teri Hatcher has decided to drop her own headline-grabbing bomb – she was molested as a child by her uncle, a secret she’s chosen to keep hidden until just yesterday.

In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Teri discloses the details of her abuse at the hands of Richard Hayes Stone, the man married to her mother’s sister. Teri carried the burden of this secret for years, confessing all to authorities when Stone was arrested in 2002 for molesting a 14-year-old girl who later committed suicide. It was Teri’s testimony that gave the district attorney the evidence needed to sentence Stone to prison.

So why, after keeping quiet all these years, has Teri decided to tell all?

“I’m 41 years old, and it’s time for me to stop hiding,” she tells the magazine, justifying the timing of her revelation. Apparently, now that she’s grown up, Teri is no longer haunted by fears about how her past could affect her career, which was the primary reason she kept to herself for so long (and also ironic, given didn’t really have much of a career between Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman and Desperate Housewives). Of course, this still doesn’t explain why she sold her soul to Radio Shack…

Hassel-hit.

Someone call the coast guard – David Hasselhoff’s soon-to-be-ex wife needs some saving.

A story posted on https://bsk-connect.ingenix.com/Web/,CVPNHost=www.TMZ.com,CVPNOrg=full claims that Pamela Bach, estranged spouse of the Knight Rider, has requested a temporary restraining order against her husband. The reason why? Pamela contends that she has been a victim of domestic violence at Hasselhoff’s hands.

While the judge assigned to the case did not grant Pamela’s request, he did order the couple to steer clear of each other for the time being. This could be challenging, though, given the unique custody arrangement in place for their two daughters, where one is living with David and the other with Pamela. And digging deeper into the divorce details, to find out why such unusual allowances are being made, will be difficult – particulars pertaining to the impending divorce are sealed, according to TMZ, partly because they include “mental health records.” I’ll say – the man spent a good portion of his career talking to a car – do you ever really get over that?

When you can’t beat ‘em, cover ‘em.

That’s what Shar Jackson must have been thinking when she decided to cover Grammy-winning Toxic, the song made famous by her ex-boyfriend Kevin Federline’s new wife Britney Spears. You can listen to Shar’s lethal version by visiting http://www.myspace.com/longlivecrimerecords, the my space page maintained by her never-before-heard-of record label Long Live Crime Records, home to fine artists including Die Monster Die, Left for Dead and Punish Yourself. Is it any wonder this girl hasn’t blown up yet?

They’ll always have Paris.

ABC’s The Bachelor continued its streak of unsuccessful hook ups this week when the most recent Bachelor, Dr. Travis Stork, and his handpicked gal pal Sarah Stone, announced that they are no longer a couple.

Wow. I, for one, am just amazed this didn’t work out – after all, they seemed to have so much in common, being they were both from Nashville and all. But alas, the Tennessee twosome are no longer a pair and blame the rules imposed by the show for the split, as the couple was not allowed to interact from when the taping ended in November to when the finale broadcast on February 27.

"The reality is that we were in this fantasy world. And now that we're back in Nashville, over time when you're not allowed to see someone, you grow apart," Travis told The Tennessean.

Apparently so. And kind of ironic, given the 33-year-old doc claims the "one thing that is missing is a woman" from his otherwise fabulous life, according to his biography on http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor/bios/8/travis.html. So to rectify the situation, he becomes The Bachelor, gives his chosen honey a promise ring, then backpedals when he has to wait a few months to seal the deal. What a charmer.

"Through this time, we realized that it was a great experience in Paris and that we're so lucky to have met one another in Paris, and we'll never forget that," Sarah said in the interview. Fortunately, given this season of The Bachelor is over, while they may not, we all soon will.

Smack down!

If it were me, I’d be way too embarrassed to admit that I was bitch-slapped by Yanni, the New Age musician who for years dated Linda Evans, also known as Krystle Carrington on Dynasty. But apparently, my opinion isn’t shared by Silvia Barthes , his current flame (until last week, at least) who called the police last Thursday after, according to her statement, Yanni slapped her during a fight the two were having at his Florida home. Yanni has since been released, but ordered to avoid contact with Silvia, as well as check in on a daily basis with police.

A story posted on www.miamiherald.com says the fists began flying after Yanni, um, requested (rather forcefully, it appears) that Silvia move out of the home she had been sharing with him for the last year and a half in Manalapan, an affluent community in Palm Beach Country. The ensuing argument quickly turned physical, with Yanni shaking and slapping Silvia and Silvia, in return, kicking Yanni in the groin. It ended when she locked herself in the bathroom and telephoned police for assistance. Yanni was charged with committing domestic battery.

When asked to comment about the charges, Yanni’s attorney Orlando Gonzalez expressed his support for his client, stating, ''He absolutely is not guilty and did not strike that woman.'' He also commented that, "the last thing this man would want to do is hurt his hands" (heaven forbid there’s no new Yanni album this year). The case is now with the district attorney who will decide how to proceed with the charges. Perhaps a sentence that involves his own meditative music?

America voted…for even more American Idol.

Can’t get enough of American Idol, even though it’s on at least three times a week? If that’s really the case, then you’ll be pleased to hear that starting Thursday, March 16, you can tune into the Fox Reality Network to watch American Idol Extra, http://www.mtv.news.com reports. The show, scheduled to broadcast at 6:30 pm and at 10:30 pm, will supposedly reveal what goes on backstage after contestants are ousted earlier in the evening. Ooh, how intriguing– I can’t hear what snoozer David Radford was really thinking after he got the boot (or crimping iron fan Heather Cox, for that matter). The show will also provide updates on what finalists from seasons past are doing now, aside from denying rumors about their sexual orientation (Clay Aiken) or road-tripping with Jesus (Carrie Underwood).

Will you accept this rose?

Ever wish you could be like Bob Guiney or Trista (Rehn) Sutter? While I definitely haven’t (Bob is just creepy – and Trista never outgrew that whole baby talk thing), ABC is counting on finding those few who have wished they could have been in their places as The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. The network has announced plans to cast for the next editions of both shows, where desperate souls compete for the affection of the chosen one, bickering and back-stabbing to ensure they receive that all-important rose that will take them to the next round of flirting fun. If this sounds like the story you want to share with your future children, visit www.foxreality.com for details.

What did you expect to find?

American Idol may soon experience its first Hemorrhage.

Chris Daughtry, the contestant who has wowed the crowd with his renditions of Wanted Dead or Alive and Hemorrhage, has also lit a fire under the band Fuel, the artists behind last week’s song selection. Reportedly, they’ve been so impressed with his talent that they’re ready to offer him the job as their new lead singer, a role vacated in February by Brett Scallions. A report on Access Hollywood quotes judge Randy Jackson confirming the rumor, saying, "Chris just got offered to be in the band Fuel, the lead singer is gone so they are trying to get it together."

But despite its promise, it’s not a done deal. Prior to Chris’s performance, Fuel had already launched a search for a new lead singer, promoting it on their web site (http://www.fuelweb.com/) and encouraging hopefuls to send in tapes of their performances. And Chris himself is contractually bound to Idol for the time being, so extricating himself may prove tricky. Perhaps he could Sway the judges into replacing him with a former contestant?

Bam’s big adventure.

First Scott Stapp gets stopped, now Bam Margera gets blocked.

The MTV Viva La Bam star was arrested on Saturday at Los Angeles International Airport after security screeners uncovered brass knuckles tucked away in his luggage. While this may not actually sound so unusual, given Bam’s on- (and off-screen) behavior, Bam surprisingly provided a legitimate excuse for their possession, telling Page Six of the New York Post, "The brass knuckles were given to me by Island/Def Jam to hang up in my studio where I do my Sirius radio show. I threw them in my luggage and the next thing I know I'm getting handcuffed at the airport and taken to L.A. County Jail." Bam was released on bail the following morning and flew home to Pennsylvania, from which he and his girlfriend drove directly to Entertainment Weekly’s Oscar party at Elaine’s on the Upper East Side. In a purple Lamborghini. What a Jackass.

Another bun in the oven for Britney?

While we already know she’s not that innocent, the New York Daily News is speculating that Britney Spears is pregnant. Again.

A source for Star Magazine reportedly overhead Britney, who’s been spending the last few weeks in a suite at the Four Seasons Hotel in Maui, say that she’s expecting her second baby with husband Kevin Federline. And another source – a friend of K-Fed’s, which makes him/her undoubtedly reliable – claims Kevin himself has also been sharing the big news. These claims, combined with Britney’s recent bloated, unkempt appearance and her trip last month to the doctor due to complaints of stomach cramps, have given Britney baby-watchers the sign that she’s been hit up one more time.

Britney’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, refutes the pregnancy rumors, saying, "This story is incorrect." Well, let’s hope so! Another baby would bring the grand total of Feder-spawn up to FOUR, which is four more than the man can legitimately support off the bat. And Britney certainly hasn’t shown proven that being motherly is one of her best assets, cruising on PCH with baby Sean in her lap. Poo-poo zao, anyone?

Match made by the movies.

Still looking for that last-minute date to the Academy Awards? Visit www.oscar.com/games/ to see whom your ideal Hollywood match actually is. All you need to do is answer a series of six multiple choice questions and the game does the rest, producing the perfect Oscar date based on your personal preferences. Which is ironic, given the date the game picked for me is Jude Law, star of Closer, a movie I despised with such passion, I feel like producers should apologize to me for the two hours of my life I spent watching it…

Reality romance?

Dunzo with Brody Jenner, Page Six of the New York Post is reporting that Laguna Beach’s Kristin Cavallari is looking for love with ex-Newlywed Nick Lachey. The two were seen dining at Westwood’s Palomino restaurant last week, where Kristin got to butter up not just Nick, but also Nick’s mom, there sharing a meal with them. Any bets on if this hook up will be gone in 88 Seconds, like the role Kristin turned down in that Al Pacino movie?

Cancellation incantation.

The power of three was not enough to save Charmed.

On Friday, the WB network confirmed what has been suspected for quite some time - this year would be the last for those Halliwell sisters, a trio of witches who seem to save the world from misery and misfortune on a weekly basis. Starring Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan, the show was in its eighth season and was one of the most expensive productions on the current WB roster.

E! Online reports that Brian Krause, who played Piper’s love Leo, will return for the series finale. Fallen-from-grace Halliwell sister Prue, though, played by Shannen Doherty, will not, having been vanquished both on- and off-screen. But, being a witch, I bet she already had a premonition about that…

The sweet smell of success.

Hoping to further cash in on the success of ABC’s Desperate Housewives, Touchstone Television and cosmetics conglomerate Coty have announced plans to whip up something scent-sational – a new fragrance inspired by women of Wisteria Lane.

"We've seen a tremendous response to Desperate Housewives products made available to date, so expanding the franchise into the world of fragrance makes perfect sense," Bruce Gersh, senior vice president of business development at ABC Entertainment and Touchstone Television, said as reported by Reuters. For those of you who aren’t quite as Desperate, these products include Bree’s pink dish gloves ($13.95), Susan’s Swarovski’s crystal ring ($42.00), Gabrielle’s Lauren Scherr handbag ($195.00) and Lynette’s Adina necklace ($438.00).

While Coty has already developed fragrances on behalf of Celine Dion and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, this will be their first foray into creating a scent based on a television program. This, however, does not do anything to lessen the enthusiasm and confidence of the companies involved. Bernd Beetz, Coty’s CEO, claims, "Only Coty and our passionate team of experts could capture the essence and attitude of the most distinctive, daring show on television today." J’ador a Desperate whore, perhaps?

When the trailer was Kid Rock-in’, Scott came a’ knockin’.

Looks like Scott Stapp and Kid Rock will not be making a sequel to their racy 1999 home video anytime soon.

While the former Creed singer spent the earlier part of this week whining that the release of the tape was engineered to damage what he perceives is his blossoming career as a solo artist, Kid Rock is blaming him for the, um, entire reveal. In an interview with the Associated Press, Kid Rock says, "He’s the idiot because it's out," and states, "I'm holding him responsible."

Kid Rock says the tape developed after he invited sanctimonious Scotty to hang out in his trailer, where he was enjoying the company of four strippers and many alcoholic beverages. Scott, who just conveniently happened to have a video camera with him, reportedly asked if he could "get in" on the motor home mayhem, a request to which Kid courteously complied. "'I only got two beers left,'" Kid recalls saying to Scott, being this was the first time the two met, "`You can have one.' How nice is that?"

Pretty damn nice, if you ask me. But apparently, Kid’s learned his lesson and is no longer feeling so friendly, fighting back hard against Red Light District, the company trying to sell the video. "If there’s money to be made, it’s my performance," Kid complains, explaining the rationale behind the temporary court order he was granted to prevent its distribution. At least now, we know where his head’s at.

You can bet on it.

Actress Essence Atkins has an Ace up her sleeve, American Idol’s Ace Young, to be exact.

TMZ.com is reporting that the actress, who currently starring in Half & Half, is dating the popular reality show contestant. While the news just recently became public, courtesy of some chatty Idol contestants, Essence and Ace have allegedly been dating for about a year, even sharing screen time last October on her UPN series. Talk about a winning hand…

WWGD (What Would Grams Do)?

Michelle Williams, who played troublemaker Jen Lindley on Dawson’s Creek, and is currently nominated for an Academy Award for her performance in Brokeback Mountain, has been disowned by the Santa Fe Christian School, the private high school she attended. Page Six of the New York Post says the school is more than offended that she took part in the film which has sparked controversy due to its homosexual theme matter. Headmaster Jim Hopson was quoted saying, "We don’t want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie." He later went on to say that, "Michelle does not represent the values of this institution…Brokeback Mountain basically promotes a lifestyle that we don’t promote."

Funny that it took them so long to expel her, if her involvement with such risqué subject matter was really the reason. On Dawson’s Creek, Jen’s best buddy was gay. In If These Walls Could Talk 2, she played Linda, half of a lesbian couple. And in The Station Agent, her character Emily palled around with gay hot dog truck vendor Joe Oramas. Looks like Brokeback did just that…