Bye, bye Miss American Pie. But not before you pay up.

Joe Reitman wants to have his pie and eat it, too.

The actor, who’s best known for being the unattractive and estranged spouse of American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth is suing her over a deal he claims they made regarding their assets before they got married.

Now, before you get too excited here, this average Joe isn’t talking about the assets Shannon's regularly recognized for, but for the property and possessions the two jointly owned together before they actually walked down the aisle in 2002. As reported on http://www.tmz.com, this includes real estate, art, furnishings and collectibles. In his lawsuit, Joe, who seems just a wee bit bitter, says that Shannon "secreted and transferred assets and investments" and wants a judge to split these between the two as per their supposed oral agreement over five years ago.

Over the course of their marriage, Shannon kept busy with starring roles in Scary Movie, Tomcats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Cursed. Joe, on the other hand, kept awake by playing a character named Hippie Boy in Auto Focus and another referred to as Club Boss in Choices. While I don’t believe Shannon is the next Academy Award winner, is there really a question as to whom those assets (and this time, I am referring to all of them) really belong?