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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Ghetto fabulous.

Police have warned Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck to watch out – their ritzy Los Angeles suburb has recently become a target for local burglars.

A report on
www.contactmusic.com claims that police have warned Jen and Ben, as well as their neighbors, to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, as well as take extra precautions to keep themselves safe. These precautions include locking the door (duh) and trying to have someone home at all times to deter intruders, something that certainly shouldn’t be a problem for this couple given Alias was recently cancelled and Ben last appeared in 2004’s Surviving Christmas.

"We've got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they're hitting this neighborhood like crazy," a spokesperson from the police department said. Or maybe they’re just good will hunting.

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