Almost Taradise.

Hollywood’s favorite party girl and perpetual drunk Tara Reid was spotted outside Dennis Rodman’s Newport Beach home early Wednesday morning, www.togawp.com reports. And while what the two were actually doing together is unknown (probably to them, as well), witnesses did report seeing a boozy Tara drive her car into that of a local resident who was cruising nearby.

Uh oh…better get Maaco. Or better yet, pay the driver of the damaged vehicle $700 in cash that you inexplicably are carrying in your purse, as Tara did to avoid the attention a call to the police would have brought (funny, you’d think she might have wanted that, given her lack of recent screen time). Witnesses on the scene report that Tara’s pupils looked dilated (shocker), perhaps, just maybe, helping to contribute to the accident. Tara reportedly commented, before dishing out the dollars, that she just "didn’t want to deal with insurance."

Right. Hey, Tara, I think you might have a few problems you should look into dealing with before the insurance issue…just a thought.