When you can’t beat ‘em, cover ‘em.

That’s what Shar Jackson must have been thinking when she decided to cover Grammy-winning Toxic, the song made famous by her ex-boyfriend Kevin Federline’s new wife Britney Spears. You can listen to Shar’s lethal version by visiting http://www.myspace.com/longlivecrimerecords, the my space page maintained by her never-before-heard-of record label Long Live Crime Records, home to fine artists including Die Monster Die, Left for Dead and Punish Yourself. Is it any wonder this girl hasn’t blown up yet?