A real reason to Screech.

The New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html) is reporting that Dustin Diamond, better known as Samuel "Screech" Powers from cheesy, perpetually-rerun sitcom Saved by the Bell, has now officially eclipsed cheating Mario "A.C. Slater" Lopez as the sleaziest of the Bayside High alums with his appearance in a homemade sex tape. David Hans Schmidt, an agent familiar to Hollywood heavyweights for his role in the sale of their unmentionables, has obtained the rights to the 40-minute video that features Screech getting more action—and fairly graphically—with more women than he ever did on Bell.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business, mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it," Schmidt told the Daily News regarding the tape’s content. He is currently shopping Screech’s short, with a working title of Saved by the Smell, to distributors including Hustler and Vivid.

Which isn’t an entirely bad scenario, according to Dustin’s manager Roger Paul.

"I haven't seen the tape," he told the newspaper. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." Maybe at the Max.