Real Girls, Real Advice, Real Scary.

Tween moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen want to tell you what to do.

The twin titans, in conjunction with A Very Hungry Girl author Jessica Weiner, are launching a new advice column called "Real Girls, Real Advice" on their web site, http://www.mary-kateandashley.com, according to SF Gate’s Daily Dish
(http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7). The writer, who like Mary-Kate suffered an eating disorder, was handpicked by twosome for their latest venture.

Would you really take advice on anything from the Olsens? These are the same girls who, as children, were persuaded to say, "you got it, dude," on command in exchange for Oreo cookies. As teenagers, they starred in movies with pornographic-sounding titles like It Takes Two and Getting There. And as adults, their careers are floundering faster than a New York Minute, with Mary-Kate even dropping out of college. Are they really the best individuals to be giving out advice? And, if so, where were they when their Full House co-stars could have used their guidance? Jodie Sweetin got hooked on crystal meth, John Stamos got divorced and Dave Coulier participated in not one, but two embarrassing reality shows. Fortunately, now when you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home…everywhere you look. Online, that is.