All my life, I've waited...for this?

Just as Ryan Cabrera sings, he’s indeed fallen all the way down.

The spiky-haired protégé of sinister Joe Simpson will spend this Saturday performing in the parking lot of Wal-Mart’s 2,000th Supercenter, reports http://www.mtv.com. The concert, if you want to call it that, will take place in Beaumont, California, is free of charge and is open to anyone who wants to attend and/or needs to shop. Is this what happens when you break up with a Simpson spawn? Wal-Mart ends up being one of your big venues? Good thing Nick got out when he could.