Cell out.

Tonya "Train Wreck" Cooley of MTV Real World fame wants you to know what’s she’s thinking. Or so she claims on her myspace page (http://www.myspace.com/RealWorldTonya) where she has sunk to a new low, whoring herself out to a company called the In Crowd (ironic, given Tonya has never been part of such an inner circle on all of the MTV programming she’s participated in). For what I only imagine is a priceless subscription fee, you can text "COOL1" to 94000 and get text messages back from Tonya herself three times a week. And if you tire of listening to Tonya ramble about her breast implants, how everyone hates her and how she’s really NOT crazy, you can choose from other made-for-MTV-Real World personalities including Trishelle from Las Vegas, Johnny from Key West, Melinda from Real Austin or Landon from Philadelphia. Wonder what happens when you text D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E?