Tour-id.

Capitalizing on the publicity from recently announced audition locations for the next season of American Idol is season five finalist, creepy Constantine Maroulis. The "rocker," per the definition of Ryan Seacrest, has posted his summer tour dates on his web site, www.constantinemaroulisonline.net. And boy, with the line up of open-air venues and festivals he’s got planned, I’m sure this tour will be just the boost that Constantine’s career has been needing. Stops include an all ages show on a Wednesday night in Baltimore, a 4:00 p.m. appearance at the Spiedie Fest Balloon Rally Expo in Binghamton (the day after which you can also catch fellow AI alums Anthony Federov, Kevin Covais and LaToya London) and a visit to Boston’s Paradise Lounge, where in addition to catching Constantine, you can order anything off the menu from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. for only $4.95. Constantine himself may be extra. Or, depending on the crowd, just another side dish.