We’re all stars now.

Somewhat androgynous rock star Marilyn Manson and his wife, Dita Von Teese, have turned down the opportunity to star in their own television reality series, says a report on www.entertainmentwise.com. Producers who approached the singer with the idea were looking to replicate the success MTV had with The Osbournes and felt Marilyn and his new bride would be the ideal couple to do so. But Dita, it appears, felt otherwise.

"I guess our life is a little bit like what you'd imagine, but then our stage personas are not far from what we are like in real life. It's a madhouse like The Osbournes. For a start, I'm always walking around naked or in a negligee. We've been approached for a show, but we'd never do it," she said regarding their decision not to participate.

Too bad…would have been a Dope Show.