A Simpson shout-out.

Ever wonder what it would be like to be serenaded by Jessica Simpson? Ever want to be? If so, now’s your chance. A story on www.contactmusic.com explains how executives at Epic, Jessica’s label, are making that happen. Fans can visit Yahoo! Music and select their name (or whatever name they want, for that matter) from a list of 500 available. The chosen name is then mixed into a specially created version of Jessica’s new single, A Public Affair, and delivered a few days later. Irresistible to me? Not so much.