More Simple Strife.

The E! Network, clearly thinking they still need to fill the horrific-programming void left by the cancelled Tara Reid debacle Taradise, has ordered a fifth season of The Simple Life, says www.contactmusic.com. Reality television’s favorite ex-best friends, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, will now be forced to spent yet another year trying to out-do each other, both onscreen and on the scale. No word yet on what scenario E! has come up with to keep the girls occupied, nor if anyone will actually care enough to watch. Take that, bitches.