Tina snaps.

Tina Simpson, mother to those infamous singing sisters, put her very-expensively outfitted foot down when it came to the concept a photographer wanted to use on a recent shoot with newly-divorced daughter Jessica. According to a report in the National Enquirer, a pouty Jess, dressed in Daisy Dukes and a bra, would stand in front of a shirtless male model, who’d just happen to be unbuttoning his pants behind her. And while, unsurprisingly, Papa Joe and the art director on hand had no objections to the racy pose, it was simply too much for Tina to take.

"Tina said the pose was too risqué and made Jessica look slutty. Joe was perplexed. He saw the setup in advance and had no problem. But when he tried to persuade Tina to change her mind, she'd have none of it. Tina dug in her heels and said there was no way she'd allow Jess to appear in the layout the way it was designed," a source blabbed to the tabloid. "She told Joe: 'I'm her mother. Trust me. This isn't the image we want.'"

No, no, we certainly wouldn’t want that. Because an image like that might suggest you're comfortable with selling the rights to your daughter's marriage for television viewing, putting her on the cover of Maxim Magazine and sitting back as she titles her next single A Public Affair. Nope, certainly wouldn't want that image...