You won’t see Pieces of Ashlee.

Ashlee Simpson and her new nose have turned down a whopping $4 million dollars from Playboy Magazine to appear in an upcoming pictorial, says www.TMZ.com. Ashlee’s publicist, Rob Shuter confirmed the offer, although no official reason was given as to why she turned it down. One can only speculate that she’s truly a fool, since it’s not like her voice or charisma will be able to carry her much further than she’s already gotten in her career. And that creepy Papa Joe, who once commented so fondly on the inability to hide daughter Jessica’s double Ds, just couldn’t figure out a way to justify Ashlee’s appearance in the magazine without making it even more obvious that his interest in daughters is perhaps a wee-bit inappropriate. Hey, how long ‘til you face what’s going on?