A Corey story.

The Lost Boys have been found.

E! Online is reporting that teen dreams Corey Feldman and Corey Haim will reunite once again to co-star in a new series called (what else?) The Two Coreys. Daily Variety just recently made the announcement, presumably to help attract a network to the currently-unattached project.

The Two Coreys will feature Feldman and Haim playing supposedly fictionalized renditions of themselves, although the proposed scenarios seem painfully close to real-life. Feldman will "play" a married man with a son and Haim will "play" a bachelor with (fortunately) no offspring. Executive Greg Goldman, who’s working on developing the series, said the two Coreys have a chemistry that "just pops off the screen."

While neither one have had professional success in recent years, both have seemingly managed to get their personal lives back on track. Feldman has continued to act in various B, C and D list films, got married (for the second time) and had a child. Haim, according to a friend interviewed in London’s Daily Star, said he’s "clean and sober and ready to put his life in perspective." The article also claimed that he was planning to author an exposé about an affair he claims to have had with Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham during her pop super stardom years.

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a Corey.