(White)Starr bright? Yeah, right.

Cisco Adler and his band Whitestarr must be singing a pretty sad song in light of the New York Daily News’ reveal that their recently released album, Luv Machine, has only sold 812 copies. That’s right, 812. The album, a compilation of thirteen tracks including the unoriginally-named Sunshine Girl and uninspired Cherry Surprise, is currently available via the band’s myspace page as well as through www.amazon.com (for a mere $13.98). No word yet on whether these dismal sales with expedite a departure from inexplicable girlfriend Mischa Barton the way The OC ratings did for her alter-ego Marissa Cooper.