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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Get counseled by Carmen.

Who knew you could learn so much from Carmen Electra?

First, she taught us how to do striptease aerobics on her own line of DVDs. And now, after finding true love with husband Dave Navarro (albeit amidst ongoing rumors that they’re on the verge of breaking up), Carmen’s been named the official spokesperson for
www.Luvoo.com, according to www.derekhail.com.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with
www.Luvoo.com, I doubt anyone would be surprised. Luvoo is yet another online dating service, one in which seems to be wholly centered around their non-catchy slogan, "are you ready to lose your keys?" Rather than develop technology that matches potential mates based on their likes and dislikes, Luvoo pushes people to just meet face to face. Because after all, as they explain on their web site, it’s the only way to really find out if two people are truly compatible (and arguably truly shallow). The "key" concept is apparently a loose reference to the Luvoo key chain I can only infer that successfully matched couples may be fortunate enough to receive. In addition to serving as spokesperson, Carmen will also offer advice to online daters. Like maybe to steer clear of quickie Las Vegas weddings?

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