Say it ain’t so.

They will not go. Away, that is. The Los Angeles Times reports that Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, the made-for-MTV spouses on Meet the Barkers, have purchased a new home in Calabasas, California, putting at least a temporary end to the widespread rumors that they had broken up like Blink-182. Shanna said the reason the couple elected to move to Calabasas was due to their desire to "move a little further from the city." Their new home will be same size as their old Bel-Air pad, measuring approximately 12,000 square feet with eight bedrooms and a whopping 10 ½ bathrooms. Of all the small things.