The Gift.

If I were Katie Holmes, and carrying now super-creepy Tom Cruise’s scientology-freak love child, I’d be pretty disappointed in my recent birthday gift. The National Enquirer, yet another source for dependable news, claims that Tom gifted his pregnant-fiancée with a collection of movies he’s starred in, on DVD, to celebrate her turning 27. And, to make those DVDs even more special then they already were, Tom included a special hand-written note to Katie on each one. The inspiration for this horrific gift idea? Tom apparently read that now-legendary magazine story where Katie said she’d dreamed of marrying him after seeing him on-screen when she was younger. Which, I might also add, was before he went crazy. Wonder if Katie’s collection included his finer films, like Cocktail or Losin’ It?