The American Dream.

Little Zahara Marley Jolie received a unique present for her birthday, undoubtedly one of many she’ll received throughout her lifetime as a result of her creepy mother Angelina. As of today, Zahara and her brother Maddox can now legally go by the last name Jolie-Pitt, the result of a motion filed months ago by Brad Pitt, their mother’s latest boy toy. While neither parent has publicly commented on the name change, it seems to be understood that Brad will soon file the necessary paperwork to become Zahara and Maddox’s legally adoptive father. Here’s to hoping this family lasts longer than either of Brad and Angelina’s marriages have.