What ever happened to predictability?

Always-reliable tabloid The Globe, along with web sites like http://www.perezhilton.com/, have been reporting that Jodie Sweetin, annoying middle child Stephanie Tanner on Full House has recently been released from a rehabilitation center for an addiction to crystal meth. Crystal meth? The same thing that David Silver became addicted to when our favorite West Beverly grads moved on to California University on Beverly Hills, 90210? Is that what working with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen drives a person to do?