Club PopoZao.

He’s mastered the art of impregnating women, wearing wife beaters and producing seizure-inducing music - now he’s ready to open Club Kevin. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kevin Federline is looking to get open his own nightclub in Las Vegas, potentially at the Palms Hotel, one of the many places he and Britney frequent and the location of her “honeymoon” from her first wedding to Jason Alexander. But rumor has it that this new opportunity isn’t one that Brit is really in favor of (which begs the question as to whether or not she was in favor of his singing career…and, if not, why she didn’t stop it from starting) – she’d prefer that daddy Federline stay closer to home, with her and their son, clearly an outrageous demand for any mother. And since Britney’s the one who’d need to finance the inevitable fiasco, this may end up being a tougher sell than Kevin’s free Yahoo! download.