Hillbilly.

Think now that The Hills’ Heidi wised up and dumped that loser Jordan that you’ve seen the last of him? Guess again. Hoping to extend his fleeting fifteen minutes of fame, Jordan has hooked up with Laguna Beach has-been Talan Torriero to try his luck in the music industry. The Laguna Beach Hook Up (http://lagunahookup.blogspot.com/) reveals that the two, along with other unknowns, including bands Summit Avenue, Fill the Void and rapper Nick Nac, are taking part in the Reality Check Tour, a series of inexplicable appearances on the West Coast over the next month. Jordan, who spent most of his time on The Hills attempting to play basketball and being envious of Jason’s cash cow Lauren, will be treating fans (and I use that word very loosely) to his own mad lyrical skills, a sample of which can be heard on his myspace page (http://www.myspace.com/jordaneubanks18). Last call, indeed.