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Monday, August 07, 2006

Carmen’s diet - you can buy it.

Carmen Electra, the estranged wife of Dave Navarro, isn’t wasting time worrying about whether or not a potential divorce settlement will come her way. Just a few months after she signed up to become the face of www.Luvoo.com, a dating service she herself may now want to look into, www.tmz.com is reporting that Carmen has agreed to endorse NV™, described on their web site as a "rapid weight-loss beauty pill." As if Carmen needs weight loss, rapid or otherwise.

"We are thrilled to have Carmen Electra as the new face of NV™," Brad Woodgate, the CEO of NV™, said in a statement on
www.be-desired.com, the subtle URL address for the product. "Her toned physique, glamorous beauty and infectious spirit resonate with our customers and make her a natural fit for NV™."

The makers of NV™ claim their product is different because its formula contains not one, not two, but three complexes – weight loss, beauty and energy – that work together to not only encourage weight loss, but also improve a woman’s outer glow. And for a mere $49.99, you can purchase this revolutionary product on NV™’s own web site or at fine retailers like Wal Mart or Rite Aid. But if you’re Carmen, I bet you can get it Cheaper by the Dozen.

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