She Likes to Eat the Dirt

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

But the question is…can you handle mine?

Unsatisfied with just being known as a wannabe rapper and questionable father, Kevin Federline is considering starting his own magazine, according to www.mtv.com. Kevin revealed his latest pet project in this week’s Steppin’ Out Magazine, the cover of which he inexplicably graces. The magazine concept was one mentioned by wife Britney Spears during her now infamous Dateline interview, yet another potential Britney business that K-Fed will now try to pass off as his own. And while the magazine would, of course, help the Spears-Federline family combat the ongoing rumors that plague them in the press, Kevin maintains that the purpose of the periodical is actually much more altruistic and selfless, as it would also serve the needs of other unfortunate celebrities who often find themselves troubled by the tabloids.

"It's not just us; everybody has been lied about in the tabloids," Kevin said. "Everybody has false truths and false images and false stuff perceived on them. Maybe not as much as me and my wife get. But everybody has it. You know? I think a magazine like that, if there were just one magazine like that, would attract all the stars. I think they would want to go to that magazine and tell the truth!"

And as we all know, people can take everything away from you. But they can never take away your truth….

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