Naked, fat guy moves into small prison cell.

It looks like the snake won’t be able to slither out of this one. Richard Hatch, winner of the first season on Survivor, has been found guilty of failing to pay taxes on his $1 million television prize. Sneaky has ever, Richard was also busted for not paying taxes on some $300,000 plus earned as a radio talk show host and on some $28,000 in rent for a property he owned. His reasons for the oversight(s)? Richard was confused and is just a really bad bookkeeper. See, all of this is just a big misunderstanding.

Still, the presiding judge had little sympathy for Big Rich, currently housed in a detention center in Central Falls, Rhode Island until sentencing in April. While it’s unfortunate this change in venue will keep him away from his new Argentinean husband, the judge seemed to think it would reduce the risk of flight, especially given Richard’s passport has mysteriously gone missing along with the tax money he never paid up. Too bad he couldn’t plead his case at Tribal Council.