Jive talkin’.

In the never-ending saga that is the marriage of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline come reports of more trouble in paradise. For reasons unfathomable to just about anyone, Jive Records, Britney’s label offered to sign K-Fed and produce his laughable debut album, the National Enquirer reports. As many industry experts have pointed out in recent weeks, K-Fed’s notoriety would, pretty much, ensure the album makes the label that distributes it a pretty penny, despite Kevin’s horrific sound and nonsensical lyrics.

But the Fedster, according to the article, turned Jive down, claiming he doesn’t want a deal with the label simply because they’re loyal to cash cow Britney or because they pity him and his struggle to find a distributor. He’s convinced that he knows best what to do when it comes to his music and resents Brit’s attempts to help him jump-start his career in the music industry.

Word to your mother.