Casualties of love.

For those of you who couldn’t get enough of those made-for-television movies back in the early 1990s, you’ll soon be able to witness the reunion of Joey Buttafuoco, his (now) ex-wife Mary Jo and his teenage lover, “Long Island Lolita” Amy Fisher. The three have agreed to have televised sit-down, the network of which is still up in the air. What still needs to be resolved between the three of these people, I’ll never know. Perhaps a lively debate about who prefers the Drew Barrymore movie version to the Alyssa Milano one?

Amy Fisher is currently married with two children. Joey Buttafuoco is currently on probation for felony insurance fraud. Mary Jo Buttafuoco is currently (still) partially paralyzed and clearly bitter.