GoTrump or stay home.

When you want first class service, you want to GoTrump.com. On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced his most recent venture in an attempt to further publicize the Trump brand name – his own travel planning web site, backed by the power of already-established Travelocity. At a press conference to reveal his latest venture, the Donald was quoted as saying, “There's nobody better, there's nobody even close.”

And why, you may ask, is there nobody better, nobody even close? The Trump Deal Guarantee, obviously. The Donald himself promises that if you find a lower online rate for a hotel you’ve booked through GoTrump.com on a competitor site, he’ll match that rate and cut you a check for 20% of the difference. When you travel “Trump Style,” the Donald says, you travel how you want and when you want, just like the Donald himself does. Although I find it hard to believe that traveling Trump Style means you may be flying on AirTran Airlines or staying at a Howard Johnson…