Jake on the make.

Clearly craving the attention he used to get back in the hey day of Road Rules, season four cast member Jake Bronstein has unnecessarily announced his plans to travel cross country with two of his pals for the summer, says a report on www.realworldroadrules.blogspot.com. The group planned to leave New York this past weekend and decided to put the word out in hopes some non-creepy strangers would be willing to put him and his pals up along the way.

"Nothing fancy," Jake has said. "A couch, a bed, whatever, we're just trying to take our time, see as much of the country as possible and, well, spend as little cash possible." Sort a Road Rules Revisited, if you ask me…

Those who are actually interested in housing Jake and his friends should send their information to him at jakecancrashatmyhouse@gmail.com. And, per Jake’s request, don’t forget to include a photo. Only serious, non-scary people need apply. Right.