Not quite well done.

Desperate to try and re-capture the glory that was the original Road Rules, MTV has repackaged the concept and will premiere it for our viewing pleasure on Monday, May 29. But instead of selecting seven distinctive and obnoxious personalities and shoving them in an RV, they’ll pair twelve of their most notorious cast members with twelve unknowns in what they’re now calling the Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat. And while MTV has yet to reveal whom will be paired with whom, they have revealed the participants from previous seasons:

Coral from Back to New York
Danny from Austin
Melinda from Austin
Johanna from Austin
Wes from Austin
Darrell from Campus Crawl
Shane from Campus Crawl
Derrick from Extreme
Katie from the Quest
Theo from Maximum Velocity
Tina from South Pacific
Tonya from Chicago

What? Were the Miz and Trashelle not available? With the exception of the always-entertaining Theo and trainwreck Tonya, this is looking like a pretty sad group (Katie? Again? Why?). And does the cast from Austin not realize that they no longer need to work together, live together and have their lives taped?