Big losers.

Despite rumors weeks ago to the contrary, it appears that Corey Haim will not be able to tear himself away from his burgeoning D-list movie career and recreational drug/alcohol use to participate in the fourth season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club. Premiering in August, this year’s losers include:

Carnie Wilson, one-third of pop group Wilson-Phillips
Vinnie Pastore, actor from The Sopranos
Angie Stone, R&B singer
Nick Turturro, cast member on NYPD Blue from 1993 to 2000
Erika Eleniak, former Playboy model and Baywatch lifeguard
Bonecrusher, rapper whom I’ve never heard of
Tina Yothers, Alex and Mallory’s homely little sister on Family Ties
Ted Lange, Isaac the bartender from The Love Boat