The perfect pear.

Entertainment Tonight (http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/14408/) was one of the first to announce that little Apple Martin has a new baby brother. Her parents, Academy Award winner Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, welcomed their newest arrival this past weekend.

While Gwyneth had previously joked if they had a boy, he’d be named Mortimer, the couple have not yet publicly announced the probably-equally-odd name they’ll impose on this poor child. Perhaps Guinness, in honor of the beverage she was recently seen drinking?