R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Wonder what it means to Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan’s father tells the National Enquirer that her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama is the one for her.

Interviewed while serving time for drunk driving, attempted assault, aggravated harassment and criminal contempt, Michael Lohan stated that Wilmer was always "a cut above the other guys she dated. When I met him, he was a gentleman and very respectful to her."

Sure…I bet back then, Wilmer was. But maybe not so much anymore. Michael’s comments, we hope, indicate that perhaps prisoners at the Collins Correctional Facility can’t hear the Howard Stern radio show, where Wilmer dished the dirt on Lindsay’s breasts, rated Jennifer Love Hewitt’s skills in the bedroom and bragged about taking Mandy Moore’s virginity. Michael must have also missed the part where Wilmer confirmed that Lindsay’s indeed a natural redhead. Or at least we hope he did before singing Wilmer’s praises. Ewh.