She Likes to Eat the Dirt

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Kenzie Dalton has one friend.

Or so says her somewhat embarrassing myspace page, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37930994. The soon-to-be-second-Mrs-Chad-Michael Murray reveals that she likes the Indigo Girls, Coldplay and classic rock, along with singing, acting, going to private clubs and "writing peoms" (spelling is apparently not one of her favorite things). She also claims to be making between $30,000 and $45,000 in her current profession as an extra, er, I mean, as an actress.

Which, after looking at her fiancé’s myspace page, makes it hard to see what these two actually have in common, other than what I suspect is their mutual admiration of Chad himself. Chad has 1,426 friends registered on his page (
http://www.myspace.com/cmichaelmurray), favors the Dave Matthews Band, eating at the Mighty Taco and reading, prominently plagiarizing the infamous "Knowledge is power!" catch phrase. Perhaps, if he really feels that way, he can work with Kenzie on her use of grammar and spelling before their nuptials.

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