Squeaky clean.

Elijah Blue Allman thinks Paris Hilton is a dirty girl.

During an appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show last week, the musician, and son of Cher and Gregg Allman, bragged about bedding a young Paris Hilton years before she became the media darling she is today, says MSNBC’s The Scoop. But that didn’t stop him from worrying about Paris’ private parts, so much so that Elijah scrubbed himself down with a household cleaner, most likely Tilex, if memory serves, after their encounter to avoid contracting a disease (and, if the cleanser’s claims are accurate, probably mildew). And while she didn’t necessarily deny the incident occurred, a source claims that Paris was "not happy" about Elijah’s remarks. Perhaps she should have tried some Resolve of her own?