What happens in Vegas…

Hopefully really will stay confined to Vegas. Aspiring rapper and neglectful father Kevin Federline continues trying to convince to the public that he has a modicum of musical talent by hosting yet another listening party, this time at Las Vegas’ Pure nightclub next week. On the invite, he threatens, oops, I mean promises, to share tracks from his upcoming album, Playing with Fire. Which is great, because after getting a taste of Kevin’s lyrical stylings from America’s Most Hated, the only single you can currently download from his vulgar myspace page, I’m in a state of awe. Why, just within the first verse of that little ditty, I learned his middle finger’s still up, he doesn’t trust ho’s and his marijuana’s got him heavily sedated, the last description of which really puts the whole his-infant-son-falling-from-the-high-chair incident into perspective. No word on whether Thomas Dolby will be in attendance.