So NoWHOREious.

In a story that truly lives up to the name of her new show on VH1, So NoTORIous star Tori Spelling will officially become a divorcee on Thursday, April 20, says Entertainment Tonight (http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/12559/). Tori married hubby number one, Charlie Shanian, at the lavish home of her parents on July 3, 2004 in what was reportedly a million dollar ceremony. They separated slightly over a year later, shortly after which Charlie filed for divorce.

The dissolution of her marriage now leaves Tori free to move on to hubby number two, never-heard-of-before Canadian actor Dean McDermott, himself currently awaiting the finalization of his own divorce from wife and mother of his children Mary Jo Eustace. While the new couple has not announced the details as to when and where their ceremony will take place, Tori has alluded to a significantly smaller affair that will take place in a more tropical setting away from Beverly Hills. Might I suggest Sunset Beach, the setting of another quickly-cancelled Spelling production?