Crack is whack.

It appears that being Mrs. Bobby Brown has finally caught up with once-respected and admired singer Whitney Houston, who has checked herself into a drug treatment facility in an attempt to end her addiction to crack cocaine, the National Enquirer reports. Whitney’s admission comes just weeks after the very same tabloid ran explicit stories detailing Whitney’s alleged addiction to drugs and sex, her frequent lesbian encounters and penchant for self-mutilation, all of which were graciously recounted for the magazine by her own sister-in-law Tina Brown. Ain’t it shocking what love can do?

While Whitney’s spokesperson Nancy Seltzer wouldn’t comment on her client’s whereabouts, rumor has it that Whitney’s been in rehab since around April 14. Prior to that night, Whitney had been away from her home in Alpharetta, Georgia, performing as part of a small tour. When she didn’t come back as scheduled, husband Bobby and various friends began to worry for her safety, growing increasingly frightened as there was no sign of Whitney for several days (yes, days). It was at this point that the Houston clan, callously keeping Whitney’s location a secret, finally clued Bobby into the fact that Whitney had checked herself into a rehab facility.

"It took a few days for him to find out from Whitney's family that they had talked her into going into rehab — and a few more days to get an answer about which treatment center she was in. All Bobby told me is that she is in treatment, in a secluded place," Tina told the Enquirer. So secluded, it seems, Tina won’t be able to cash in quite as quickly, if at all, on Whitney’s most recent misfortune. Ain’t nobody humpin’ around this time.