Townie trouble.

The Real World Seattle’s resident blockhead has gone on a bit of a bender. A story on www.bostonherald.com says that David Burns, best known for sleeping with – then dumping – casting director Kira, was arrested on Friday when police discovered him driving a non-insured car with an expired registration and a suspended license, none of which are okay in the real world. David was arraigned and assigned a court date for later this year.

If you’re interested in catching a glimpse of David before his court appearance, you can watch him competing for the Veterans on MTV’s The Gauntlet 2. Or, if you’re really desperate, you can purchase the “2006 Sexiest Men of Reality TV,” where someone bafflingly considered David’s dopey-looking demeanor endearing enough to grant him the title of Mr. April. Wicked ewh.