Her party is dunzo.

Not even Kristin Cavallari was enough to get the party started…and keep it going, in particular.

For those of you who haven’t noticed, UPN has suspended further broadcasts of the Laguna Beach alum’s Get This Party Started reality show after it premiered to horrific ratings, Media Daily News reports. Meaning if you missed the first two episodes, you may have missed your chance entirely - with the fate of many UPN shows unknown due to the network’s merger with the WB, those few broadcasts could be the last party invite viewers will receive.

I bet Kristin is kicking herself now for turning down that role in the Al Pacino film, 88 Minutes. Even at that length, the movie would have lasted longer than her career as the party hostess with the mostest.