What have you done today to make you feel proud? If this is it, you should try harder.

The Biggest Loser’s Matt Hoover and Suzy Preston, who lost a combined 289 pounds and found love with each other, will soon flex their acting muscles on NBC’s soap opera Passions, www.realityblurred.com reveals. The two will play a couple taking a leisurely walk through heavenly Harmony, where the daytime drama is set. You can catch Matt and Suzy’s unnecessary cameo on Thursday, March 16.

Not to be outdone by NBC’s Loser coup (if you want to call it that), CBS has announced that Mario Lopez – that’s right, A.C. Slater – will join the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful. He’ll play a character named Dr. Christian Ramirez, the younger brother of Lorenzo Lamas’ character Hector. While this role will be Mario’s first foray into the world of daytime drama, he been busy the last few years hosting various television series’ including Name Your Own Adventure, The Other Half and Pet Star (where I really think he did his best work since the Saved by the Bell episode where Slater’s lizard died). Cross your fingers that Dr. Ramirez will be as adept at identifying symptoms requiring medical attention as the gang at Bayside High was– remember how quickly they intervened when Jessie Spano was on drugs?