Think before you ink.

This week’s People Magazine includes a picture of Dean McDermott’s (that’s Tori Spelling’s most recent fiancé, for those of you not in the know) new tattoo – four words, emblazoned on the inside his wrist, that read “Truly Madly Deeply Tori.” And despite how much he claims it hurt to have done, plans for a second one – a picture of Tori herself on his tricep – are in the works. Fortunately, Dean claims “it’s worth it.”

One could argue that he’s “Truly Madly Deeply” many other things aside from Tori – like “Truly Madly Deeply” out of his mind for making such permanent declarations of devotion all over his body (Tori, for her part, will have Dean’s name tattooed on her lower back). Both he and Tori were involved – freakin’ married! – to other people when they met and claimed to have fallen in love. So much for the “Truly Madly Deeply” vows they both took with their significant others, now in the midst of divorce proceedings and custody arrangements.

How “Truly Madly Deeply” trashy.