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Friday, February 17, 2006

Holy costume!

If you’ve got $100,000 and a penchant for wearing latex, you just might get lucky.

Profiles in History, an auction house in Los Angeles, has announced they intend to sell the Batman costume worn by George Clooney in the 1997 bomb Batman and Robin, according to Reuters. George’s three Oscar nominations, the auction house believes, will dramatically increase the worth, and the interest, in the Batman body suit.

In addition to the actual suit itself, the winner of the auction will also be come the proud owner of several nifty Batsuit accessories, including a matching cape, bat ears, a belt to hold Bat-weapons and, of course, Bat-nipples. Yes, Bat-nipples. How these helped Batman keep Gotham, or himself safe, I have no idea – clearly, they weren’t powerful enough to prevent the movie from becoming a box-office flop.

Sidekick Robin available separately.

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