A Lohan low down.

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to be a teenage drama queen anymore.

In an interview with Allure Magazine, Lindsay (ironically) whines that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress and no longer wants to be thought of as the young, always-up-for-a-party reveler she’s spent the last several years molding herself into. She tells Allure that “I hate it when people call me a teen queen.”

Ouch – talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Lindsay was a Disney darling back in the day, starring in Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Those were the roles that established her as bonafide box office draw, as well as got her foot in the door for somewhat-more-sophisticated Mean Girls, a description she’s certainly earned with the attitude she expresses in the magazine.

Lindsay also, once again, addresses the rumors surrounding her extreme weight loss and alleged bulimia. While she does admit that she intentionally worked to keep the weight that she lost during her stay in the hospital off after her release because of the praise she received for how she looked, Lindsay also said, “You start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way."

Gasp! Lindsay, are you actually suggesting that Paris Hilton became your don’t-blink-or-you’ll-miss-it-BFF simply because of your weight? Should I return my Kitson “Hilton – Lohan” t-shirt at once? And what about her nemesis Nicole Ritchie, whom you once devoured a piece of cake with in front of the paparazzi? Are you saying that your seemingly impenetrable sisterhood was just for show? Because maybe what you need to be taken seriously as an actress is just some lessons from those mean girls on how to act..