It’s just the special sauce talking.

Ashlee Simpson has no friends. Or so she whines to Seventeen Magazine in the March issue, where she appears on the cover. Ash tells Seventeen that finding people she can trust is hard, given so many people out there just want to get to her so they can sell tales to the tabloids – after all, she’s been burned by that before, simply by being at the wrong place at the wrong time. For example, her behavior in a Toronto area McDonald’s, where Ashlee was taped last November, refusing to take a picture with a fan unless he kissed her feet, wasn’t what it appeared to be, she explains. She tells Seventeen that "I was being a little, you know, silly and crazy that day." Or drunk, Ashlee, which is generally the case when you have a Mac Attack at 1:30 in the morning after spending the hours leading it up it at various local bars. Ash also says that although she didn’t realize she was being taped, the footage that made the rounds on the Internet was definitely a result of some creative editing and not a true representation of what happened. Sure…you didn’t crawl on the counter top, spurt obscenities at employees and other customers, then announce, as you were being dragged out by your friends, that “things are going wrong up here.” Understatement of the year. Can I get some fries with that?