Finders, keepers.

Want to purchase a piece for Paris? A part other than that infamous homemade movie that just about everyone’s seen by now. Reports have surfaced that a storage locker containing various Paris belongings has been removed from the storage facility where it was housed and is currently being shopped around. How the locker and the possessions inside were acquired is a bit hazy – some accounts claim it was sold at an auction, while others argue it was illegally obtained. Items rumored to be up for grabs include photographs, videotapes, journals, computers and clothes. Paris’ attorney has already released a statement threatening to prosecute those found selling her belongings to the highest extent possible. Now that merchandise is what I’d call hot.