Katie’s confession.

Recent reports that The Real World Las Vegas’ resident whore Trishelle is dating gross Counting Crows lead singer Adam Duritz aren’t true, according to skanky Katie Doyle. The ex-Road Rules The Quest cast member posted the following message about the rumor on her myspace page (http://www.myspace.com/katiedoyle) earlier this week:

"Speaking of Trishelle, did you guys see her in In Touch? I laughed my ass off. That is so funny, and so not true. They are friends, they met up at Coffee Bean and had coffee. That’s it. She does not want to marry him, she never cooked for him, and its not recent she dyed her f*$#%@g hair blonde. But overall, they got a good laugh out of it."

Much like we do at the mere sight of you, Katie. Especially when you try and convince us that just by posing for the 2006 Sexiest Women of Reality TV calendar, you actually are one. Ha!