BatBride.

Just two days after she spawned the child of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has been given another Mission Impossible – to whip herself into shape in record time for their upcoming wedding.

A report on www.tmz.com reveals that Katie has engaged a company called Buff Brides, a fitness organization that works with brides-to-be to ensure they look their best on their big day, to help her with this task. It’s been leaked that Katie has selected a strapless A-line dress, fitted at the waist and just dusting the floor, to wear when she becomes the third Mrs. Tom Cruise. Since much of her upper body will be exposed, Buff Brides will focus particular attention on sculpting Katie’s shoulders and back. And have probably been told to steer very clear of her neck and head, as to not interfere with the brainwashing.